The Beavers Are Calling And I Must Go - Unisex Hoodie Size:M framed by gray rectangular border

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The Beavers Are Calling And I Must Go - Unisex Hoodie Size:M framed by gray rectangular borderAnswering the call of beavers with the same reverent tone people use for mountain summits is the most committed bit of plausible deniability since "I read it for the articles." Grandma sees a nature lover, your friends see a confession. The Details: Flowing golden yellow script text reads "The Beavers Are Calling" across the top. Below, a detailed vintage style illustration depicts a beaver sitting on a riverbank, rendered in golden brown and dark